kerblasted

Very stoned; having smoked or consumed cannabis sativa.

"Let's get the oil pastels and start drawing, I'm kerblasted."
"Why am I not surprised?"

by Charles WoodZen November 13, 2011

Kerplakistan

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.

Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Kerplunk

The noise your poop makes when it goes in the toilet.

That turd made a big kerplunk

by Mr_Chuckles July 31, 2003

Kerala

1. Absoloutley beautiful
2. A great songwriter/singer
3. A best friend
4. Unique to the point of crazy sometimes!
5. fond of cheese
6. MAGICAL
7. loved

Think you can beat Kerala in awesomeness...think again.

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

by trebleclef November 3, 2010

kerplop

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

by browndog128 July 22, 2012

Kerplunked

The the state of drunkness after a sudden transition between sober/tipsy straight to completely smashed.

I was fine after the first seven beers, but that eighth left me completely kerplunked!

by CrossandSwitch July 20, 2009

kerplopatopperilous

Pronounced (KER-plahp-EH-top-PEAR-ellis)

1. The word you use when you "Just don't give a fuck about nothing."

Frankly, man, I kerplopatopperilous.

by Int+4 April 25, 2011