Jizzstain Judy

The Key to New York City. An elusive, elderly, cockicidal woman residing in "The Village" section of lower Manhattan. It is said that if one finds her and befriends her, she will be able to get that person into the most exclusive night clubs and extravagant bars in the South Side, due to her extensive knowledge of the underground sewer system and the countless sexual favors she's given to most of the club owners and bouncers. JSJ is claimed to have been befriended by ONLY two people in the entirety of the city. This is mostly due to her nocturnal sleeping pattern and her seclusion during the daytime hours, which make her whereabouts practically impossible to find. She is also claimed to give the second greatest handjob in the city. Being outdone only by Dennis Rodman. Her name comes from the shirt she's worn since 1985.

Adolescent 1: "Oh fuck man, I had the most insane night of my life last night."

Adolescent 2: "I saw you get pulled into that manhole....what the fuck happened man?"

Adolescent 1: "You'll never believe it, but I befriended Jizzstain Judy."

Adolescent 2: "Bullshit, she's not even real."

Adolescent 1: "Whatever, at least I got an amazing handjob."

by Pat Clements January 20, 2009

Paul Andrew Judy Jr.

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. is a spanish wizard, he averages a 97 with his magnificent and straight up elite ability to use quizlet and google translate. He is world renowned for his superb comebacks i.e. your mom, no you, kys, etc.

Google Chrome: I want to congratulate Paul Andrew Judy Jr. for his hard work on his Spanish work
Paul Andrew Judy Jr.:Thank you

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021

junkyard jangle

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus

Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.

by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

Big Booty Judy

A Female with a large behind. Her name doesn't even have to be Judy. If it twirks, then it works.

We gon go down and see Big Booty Judy today.

by LaTron July 9, 2007

judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.

You sure did get judge judy'd in there.

by SiriusPain September 25, 2010

junky

A person hopelessly addicted to a controlled substance.

Rush Limbaugh

by DarkMinistry October 26, 2003

junnyboy

a nick name that was popular to call cool students who was good at soccer, and ranked high in academic success.

he's a junnyboy, his perfect

by nishidastar April 18, 2017