Jum

A person riding an electric scooter going into on coming traffic while jerking off.

Immense energetic outburts.

“Omg I just spilt my Jum”
“YOU have just been JUMMED”
“I went to the doctor because I couldn’t Jum”
“I love a good Jum”
“I have never been able to Jum”

by Salusalusiva September 26, 2024

Jumming

A thing that someone knows.

What the hell is jumming?

by Sloppypooper August 22, 2025

Jum

Jum is a word to describe someone who is jobless. In short the word stands for “jobless bum”

Guy 1 - “Yeah look at ben he’s such a jum”
Guy 2 - “yeah I know right he needs employment asap”

Guy 1 - “lazy jum”

by MohammedAbdallah73 February 12, 2025

Jumming

The act of manipulation of a flaccid penis, colloquially known as “beating your meat soft”

I can’t get up, but we could have jumming sesh if that’s ok?

by MysteryGuy108 June 29, 2024

Jum

Jum stands for justified unhinged moment. So like you did something unhinged but you slayed. Trisha paytas is jum. Iconic but unhinged.

Ex. “So I just texted my ex…”
“But he’s hot and you’re drunk so like jum!”

by Random726363774 April 3, 2025

Jum

Justified Unhinged Moment. When someone does something unhinged but it’s iconic so it’s okay, that’s jum.

“Omg my I just texted my ex”
“Ok but he’s hot so jum”

by Random726363774 April 8, 2025

Jum

A derogatory term, akin to "gooner" or "beta", which insults a person based off the assumption they cum in jars. Can be used in multiple contexts such as a noun, verb, etc. (Jum, Jummed, Jumming)

"You're a sub-5 beta jummer."
"Hold on I'm jumming."
"I'm gonna jum."
"I jummed."

by 16lol May 18, 2024