Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."
by Kyle Kiz February 05, 2009
A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday
What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.
by lordnsaviorofjorts May 19, 2023
Jort is a kind man who is dutch and blonde, he is very sweet and plays football. Lanky lucas has an obsession with him because he wishes he was him because he is a gay-lord. He stalks jort and tries to get into his pants. Ew...
by lligma420mydude October 11, 2019
A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.
"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 06, 2011
A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
by gingslittlecreampie April 04, 2021
An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate
by Anonymous gay May 14, 2018
Now, you all voted for what your average inch of shorts should be. Those are all wrong, 3 inch, 5 inch, 7 inch, 9 inch. The correct answer is ankle level jorts. Cover up, WHORE.
by IMAMOTHERFUCKINGPSEUDOWITHPTSD October 21, 2021