The Joker

Can make a pencil disappear

Do what The Joker did on that pencil

by Patrick_Bateman August 14, 2008

japernuz

The cool way to spell/say japanese

David: "miyageta yazora no hoshi tachi no hikari."

Auhbon: "That there dun sounds like japernuz to me"

by VGKdavid March 30, 2009

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

jokerkidd

One who behaves in a kid-like manner to mock any given situation

Bobby was playing around with you guys. He's a jokerkidd.

by soupboawlla June 17, 2009

JokerStars

Nickname for the popular poker website PokerStars.

The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by donks or n00bs.

Guy#1. I got dealt pocket aces and moved all in.
Guy#2. Yeah?
Guy#1. Yeah. 3 people called me, one had kings, one had queens, the other had 2's.
Guy#2. Wow, guess you won a big pot.
Guy#1. Shit no! Flop came Ace King Queen, we all hit trips, except the last guy, who was practically drawing dead. Pot was as good as mine, turn card was a 2 and and river was a 2 to give the n00b quad deuces.
Guy#2. You were obviously playing on JokerStars dawg!

by Beeth October 17, 2007

A Joker

When you ejaculate on a girls face after she asked you not to and ask "why so serious"

My girl ate the last piece of chicken after she knew i wanted it, so when i was getting some head that night I pulled out and gave her a joker

by therealdicktracy February 7, 2012

Jomeroom

Homeroom in Spanish with a ridiculously cool accent..

this morning in jomeroom, pablo and carlos played guitar for the morning announcements....

by Egg007 February 9, 2010