Jonty

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty
2. I feel a jonty coming on

by jake Green September 10, 2007

jonte

A weird polish freak who is a puffta and likes licking peoples chairs. A weird guy or gal could be called a jonte.

nick " john i saw this weird polish kid who licked my chair"
john " sounds like a jonte to me"

by Nathan the legend November 12, 2018

jonte antonino

A bi-sexual person of Arabian origin who's presence is not appreciated by anyone. He may get bids but he soon reverts back to Kiss My Sack.

Mum: How was you day?
Girl: I met the biggest jonte antonino today!

by Jack Plant November 14, 2011

joney jone

a easy pronoun able to replace any word.

Give me that joney jone dawg.
(in this sentence joney jone can mean anything you want it to mean)

by geanous March 17, 2009

Jonty

A person who is often mistaken for a asshole when he has done nothing wrong.

Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all

by JamesHanna September 29, 2011

jonsey face

the face you make when you're looking at something or confused; push your head forward slightly. raise your eyebrows/ squint your eyes and make your lips flat and thin.

friend 1:hey look at this! *shows phone*

friend 2: *makes Jonsey face when he/she look at it*

by joeconnelley7727 July 6, 2014

Jontee

The coolest guy! He really is amazing! He gets all the girls but only wants the one he needs. He is tall and very handsome! Jontee doesn't play by the rules hes a bad boy wanted by good girls

'Did you see Jontee yesterday?'
'No I didn't why?'
"He was looking fine as can be!'

by charlie1234567 December 10, 2017