ken jennings

Perhaps the sexiest, most appealing contestent in Jepordy history. Watching him win 2 million dollars gave us all an odd sense of pride and a warm fuzzy sort of feeling, because he appears to be the kid who was picked last in gym.

"Why can't Ken be president?"
"Ken Jennings OWNS, so show some respect, foo'!"

by moo1234 July 14, 2006

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jonin

Making fun of someone; negatively commenting on something about a person

Person 1: "Yo what the hell is she wearin? Look like she got dressed in the dark!"

Person 2: "Aww!! Why you jonin??"

by klb2005 September 11, 2006

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Jonin

to cut on another, make fun

Yo that nigga was jonin on yo mom

by t daddy March 10, 2003

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jonsing

The phrase "jonsing" is believed to originally derive from the Grateful Dead song "Casey Jones":

"Riding that train high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed"

"Jonsing" means to be in a state of withdrawl and/or need that next fix. Originally for drugs, but it has come to generally mean any strong craving (for chocolate, sex, coffee, sugar etc.)

"I'm jonsing hard!"
"I quit smoking yesterday and I'm already jonsing"
"Jonsing for carbs"

by MariaFF July 21, 2009

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Johning Session

A word used mostly down south in Louisiana to describe a group of people just getting together and making jokes about each other. Note: These motherfucker can get real as fuck if you don't like someone!

Girl 1 : Your momma over here looking like a color purple reject!
Crowd: Ahhh damn son!
Girl 2: Your just mad cause your daddys more twisted than bobby brown's jaw!
Crowd: Ohhhhh!

This is what we in Louisiana like to call a Johning session

by Ceezyfbaby17 December 28, 2010

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