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Jones Road 

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
Jones Road by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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jones bbq and foot massage 

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages
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jones soda 

the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!


taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
rite now (jan 29th 2005 9:09PM) i am enjoying a blue bubble gum jones soda and having an orgasm!!
jones soda by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005

jones soda 

an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
jones soda by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008

jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead
jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Jones's Surprise by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Jones That Bitch 

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
Jones That Bitch by DankDefintions February 21, 2011