Watermelon,
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
Berry Lemonade,
Purple Pomangranade,
Maple Soda,
Just a few of Jones' many flavors.
I know a girl who got one of her photos on the label, too!
Jones Soda is amazing.
You should try it some time.
by Cripple in da 651 May 14, 2008
Get the Jones Soda mug.a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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Get the jones bbq and foot massage mug.the KICK ASSINEST DRINK I DA KNOWN WORLD!!!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
taste like watered down freeze pops that are fizzy .....i know it tottaly rocks!!
by CANADA PRIDE January 29, 2005
Get the jones soda mug.an amazing drink that comes in glass bottles and cans, and many flavors. try green apple. also can be referred to as jesus in a bottle.
stupid myspace whores take pictures of them with empty bottles. :|
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
hai guyz! look how cool i am with this empty jones soda bottle in my picture! lawl!
by sadiesykes! February 6, 2008
Get the jones soda mug.the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead
jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey
jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck
jms student 1: hey
jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck
by jmsdefinition October 26, 2019
Get the jones middle school mug.An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
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