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Johnston

"My girl was getting all up on my Johnston, like she want it for a fucken meal."
by Cyber Psycho January 19, 2020
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Johnathon

A Sexy Piece of meat that will give consent for sex always, if you want sex you should ask Johnathon because he will always say yes.
"I need sex"
"You need to ask a Johnathon"
by DontUseUrRealNameLol September 15, 2019
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Johnston RI

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.
Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI
by Moe133 February 23, 2011
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Johnathon

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot
by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022
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South Johnston High School

One of the oldest schools in hick-town Johnston County, where the kids are sluts who practice incest and the teachers have criminal records. This was the last high school in Johnston County to become integrated, which doesn't surprise most of their students. Despite all of it's flaws, this school is considered the best out of every other high school in this county. It's rival is the one and only Nazi-based school, West Johnston High School. The ways to get an absence excused here are with doctor notes, court notes, or if you were working on the farm with your brother/fiancée. This, I shit you not.
Son, c'mon, our work here on this ol' farm's dun and over with. We gotta go to South Johnston High School now, hey, pass me yer math homework, I didn't finish mine yet. Oh never mind, I'll just copy it when we get to class.
by MadamCadaver April 8, 2011
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Johnathon

Despite having his name spelled wrong by his parents, Johnathon is a fukin chad. He is awkward some times and a frickin comedic beast at others. Usually has barely above average grades in school but somehow knows everything at the same time.
Sam “ do you know how wide the largest megaladons jaw was?”

Charlie “ Oh just ask Johnathon, he should know.”
by somedudeontiktok November 10, 2019
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danny johnstone

mean ass person who breaks a girls heart
danny johnstone ass who suddley doesnt want to date a girl after for 4 months she gave up alot just to be with him
by sally 0998 May 30, 2011
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