Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.

Look over there! That's probably a Johannes

by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021

Johanne

A black nigga who always wants beef

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)

by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johannes

Johannes. Is he cool? Is he great? NO! He sucks ass. He is probably the most basic bitch you will ever meet in your entire life. I know a Johannes, and yeah, he's basic.

Johannes sucks

by Kevin Eliassen April 22, 2016

Johannelund

A hood situated in the south-east part of Linköping, Sweden. This is da hood where all the old nigguhs are chillin' n' smokin a phat one. There aint no trash livin' here. They know their place, they go to Skäggetorp, Ryd, Lambohov or any other shithole like that. They're all wiggahs anyway.

Johannelund is only for tha real motherfuckin' G's.

by Tha 7 inch snake May 6, 2005

University of Johannesburg

University of Johannesburg is a public university located in Johannesburg, South Africa. This university is populated by crack addicts and girls masquerading as students meanwhile they're ghetto prostitutes because most of the graduates if it weren't for blow job's they'd be unemployed.

Person A: I Got Admitted at University of Johannesburg today...yaaay
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).

by Thedarklol July 26, 2022