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Jockstrap Faggot

Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.
"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."
by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010
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jockstrap boobs

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs
by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008
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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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Jockstrap

Underwear boys wear so their dick doesn’t move when playing sport
Dude, Braeden’s cock looks so small when he wears that jockstrap. Katie should bounce on my balls instead. My dick is huge. I want to fuck her so hard!
by Ash_1234 August 30, 2018
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jockstrap

a alternative term for a Scotsman. A Scottish person, the generally have ginger hair or pubes, have an alcohol problem, have a very fatty diet, and speak and incomprehendable dialect
Shut up you fucking jockstrap bastard
by jockstrap74 March 15, 2011
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Jockstrap

Endearing pet name for a wife or girlfriend who is very supportive and helpful.
#1: "Wow! You got my things ready for work! Thank you jockstrap!"
#2:"Where did I put that bill?... maybe jockstrap knows."
by #1 Jockstrap February 20, 2009
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jockstrap

the device a man puts around his groin to protect it
by shut up February 28, 2003
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