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Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.
I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!
Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008
a fucking amazing person who will rock your fucking world.
psshhttt... examples are for n00bs.
A Jorbie deff wouldn't use examples.

blow jobber 

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.
That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.
blow jobber by suhweetT November 1, 2013

jobber rotation 

Term used in fantasy baseball. It is the act of picking up starting pitchers (and then dropping them for a new one) in an effort to win the strikeout and wins categories. Usually pitchers available on the waiver wire aren't very good, hence rotating through jobbers.
I'm down 3-1 in wins and 35-20 in strikeouts. Guess I'll have to do a serious jobber rotation the next few days.

Job Jobbed 

Completing a job
Once the job is complete you have jobbed the job
Husband : Be a good wife and make me a sandwich

Wife : Already have , Job Jobbed
Job Jobbed by Ollie Icon James November 6, 2011
originally a Scottish slang name for faeces (poo). Used to describe something or someone that is disliked by someone.
she thinks he's a pile of jobbies.

what a pile of jobbies.
jobbies by A D August 16, 2007