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Jizard

When one is skiing two guys, wearing a ski mask. When the guys are approaching there climax you rip the ski mask off and say “give me the jizard”
Well when one meets the summit of there climax you have to rip off the ski mask and say give me the jizard (aka jizz blizzard)
by Neville long bottom October 15, 2021
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jlizzard

The act of materbating outside during a blizzard and before the point of climax you start flailing your willy around like a helicopter and then you mix your jizz with the blizzard to make a jlizzard.
Man I just survived a drake like jlizzard.
by tyler bhjnytujnbhjuijhbhj April 17, 2024
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Aaron jizzerd

A male person who works for sensual release instead of money
Chelsea was caught with an Aaron jizzerd last night
by Nigger slayer69 July 30, 2025
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