jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

Jizzing On My Heart

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.

Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019

Jizzin

(Adj.) To describe something that is awesome.

That new iPhone Bob got is jizzin.

by queer11 October 1, 2010

Jizzing out

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.

I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!

by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011

jizzin'

Amazing, awe-inspiring, delicious.

The epitome of whatever seeks to be described.

This spaghetti is jizzin'.

by kool_kid_92 June 16, 2010

electro-jizzing

when a member of a message board attempts to be the last poster on every thread so that their name is listed down the left hand side.

first used on the publicrelationsexericse.com forum by lloyd carter esq.

lloyd obviously couldn't sleep last night cos he's been electro-jizzing all over the forum

by jammus October 20, 2004

Jizzin Geoff

He like to jizz on young children and his own son called smellvy. They both stink because they they spend so much time jizzin on each other. They make smoothies of each other’s sperm.

Watch out for jizzin Geoff and smellvy/ Tom Elvey

by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019