jikkingmonkey

anyone who reads this definition

Yo man, you must be a jikkingmonkey!

by jikkingmonkeygirl September 28, 2011

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

Janking

To jack off another male. May be done while constantly screaming LOOK AT ME to increase sensations of arousal. also known as to "cheely"

"Me and gump were kickin it the other day janking, waiting on Perez to come over."

by Texaspride March 11, 2010

Janking my steez

Began by Sean B. from Orlando, FL. When an audience hears a clever word or expression, they proceeds to use it in their daily vocabulary as if they had come up with the term on their own. It was created specifically for this reason, and was spread with the intention of catching on in hopes that it would always to accredited to SB. Since its creation, SB has heard it been used and not been given credit for its origin, which is exactly the reason he began the expression in the first place. When someone steals a word or expression that you use uniquely, you may accuse them by saying, "You're janking my steez."

man 1: "dude, that sandwich was the tits"
man 2: "you know I started saying that way before you, right?"
man 1: "You're so full of it, dude. I've been saying that for years"
man 2: "Are you serious?!?!?! You're janking my steez"

by Bullet SB December 17, 2009

Xi Jinping

Xi Jinping, commonly referred to as Xinnie the Pooh due to his striking resemblance to Winnie the Pooh, is the current president of China. He says that you are to only have 1 child, play only 1 hour of video game per weak, say that nothing happened in 1989, and say that Taiwan isn't real.

Chinese Citizen: 我愛台灣，它是一個美麗的國家 1989年是天安門大屠殺發生的一年 我有3個孩子 我們每天都玩 6 個小時的電子遊戲！

Xi Jinping: 你好中國公民 不幸的是，您的社會信用評分非常低 您的執行日期設置為 2022 年 10 月 25 日

(You might wanna translate this to English.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Janking

The act of violently mastrubating to the point where the ballsack claps against ones legs

I was janking so hard last night my mom heard it from her room

by Sleazy.r April 23, 2018

jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009