Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

jewro

Jewish kid from ghetto.

jewro

by Yesmen May 3, 2011

jewdong

The abnormally large penis of a jewish person

"holy shit stienberg McGoldingstien! You have a huge jewdong"

by McBlusterson March 17, 2009

Jewbroni

A Jew who isn't good at normal Jew stuff, like being rich and being a tightwad and starting all the wars and killing jesus. A lackluster Jew.

Mort Goldman on Family Guy is a Jewbroni.

by Doughboy619 October 16, 2009

Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.

Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!

by Carabug December 12, 2012

Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.

A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life

by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009

Jewponing

Being an extreme couponer.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Jewponing."

by CaseyTheNinja January 1, 2012