Jewish Mother Syndrome 

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

Jewish Mother Syndrome by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.

Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."

Jewish Pope by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

Jewish Wedding Cake by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009

Jewish kid on christmas 

A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.

Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.

Jewish kid on christmas by AK_L48 May 26, 2010

Jewish Illusion

A low quality item that appears to have a higher quality due to its low price.

Buying beer due to its low price then finding out it was a mistake later when you find out it tastes awful. This is a prime example of a Jewish Illusion.

Jewish Illusion by ZzwyattzZ February 2, 2014

Jewish Casserole 

When you shove a bunch of pennies in some warm and sweet Paprika Pussy. Make yourself something worth eating.

*after initiating Paprika Pussy*
Wow that was really good! I believe a Jewish Casserole should cover the cost.

Jewish Casserole by Peggy Legson June 14, 2019