Jew

Random playful insult that is directed at somebody who is not jewish.

Non jew: Can you pass me the diet coke?

Other Non jew: You are so fucking jewish.

by KCA Watts October 20, 2008

Jew

1-A derogatory remark or title given to someone not willing to share food or other items.

2-The official first name of anyone born of Jewish culture.

Ex 1-John: Who should I try to mooch off of at lunch?

Bob: Try anyone but Justin. He's a Jew with his food.

Ex 2- Katey: Can you loan me a quarter?
David:No.
Katey:Jew.

Ex-3 Irvin: Who is that over there?
Luke: The kid with curly brown hair? Oh, thats the Jew.

by Mr. Monty's Magic Stick January 26, 2010

Jew

A person who has a lot of money and tries to sue

Woh! Look a Jew :D

by gir is great May 31, 2011

Jew Jew

Bad Karma what someone has by being a stupid drama causing person. The energy of a negative person, or pest.

I am so sick of Jessica's bad jew jew, she ruins my night.

by aBekkcitygal May 6, 2010

jew

A member of the widely dispersed people descended from the ancient Hebrews and sharing an ethnic heritage based on Judaism.

Jews are an ethnic group. I'M A JEW :)

by Hebrew Hunk May 12, 2007

jew

One who is of the jewish faith

Also, depending on how its being used, can be a derogarory word used by sick assholes, who enjoy bashing gods ancient people.

Jew: I'm still here...
Nazi: I'm not...
Jew: Hmm, wonder why?

by ........................ November 29, 2006

jew

A Jew is a person who follows the Jewish religion. A Jew is not stereotypically stingy, miserly or anything like that. A Jew is a human being like anyone else. Saying that they ARE miserly and stingy would be like saying christians are stereotypically gay! And they're not. So LOVE everyone, ACCEPT everyone and LIVE your life in peace!

God bless all!!

See above. This is a message for anyone. Accept the jews!

by Ida Fine (Jewish and proud of it!) November 29, 2006