Jewrow

Slavery; Forcing jews to row boats.

Or something like that.

Markella: GABE get to Jewrowing son!
Gabe: Damn you

by Hurrah September 14, 2009

Jewrosis

A particular form of neurosis in which a person compulsively feels and expresses self-loathing and guilt simply because of their own Jewish identity, while similarly perceiving persecution and the hatred of most others for the same reason. These Jewrotics commonly blame historical prejudices (however far-removed) as well as their own upbringing, especially from the stereotypical self-esteem-bashing and guilt-placing by Jewish mothers. This Jewrotic (or jeurotic) behavior is best exemplified by the comedy act of Richard Lewis.

Woody Allen humorously acknowledges his own Jewrosis in his film "Annie Hall," in which he perceives the simple question "D'you eat?" (Did you eat?) as the racial slur "D'Jew eat?"

by Poet Daddy February 24, 2008

Jew fro

a jewish man (or woman) that has very curly hair, resembeling an afro. widely known from being mentioned on the popular tv show "The OC".

Summer: My hair is frizzing out. I look like Howard Stern!
Seth: See, strangely, I feel like my Jew fro benefits from this climate.

by JHP<3 October 8, 2005

Jewrority

Jewish Sorority

Who's in charge of this Jewrority

by Imheretohelp December 21, 2008

jew-fro

an afro-like haircut, except it resides on the head of a Jew.

Benji looks like a goofy wanksta with his du-rag, jew-fro, and sagging And1 shorts.

by Nick D March 16, 2003

Jewfra

1: Female version of a jewfro; 2: A stupid person

A Jewfro refers to a curly hairstyle worn by certain people of Jewish descent. Its name is inspired by the afro hairstyle, which it resembles.

1:

- Hey your hair is starting to get like a small afro!
- Yeah, I'm growing a jewfra.
2:
- The captital of New Zealand is China
- Stupid jewfra

by Lahnkastur March 26, 2010

JeffroM

A god among men. A man among boys. Someone who is completely out of everyone else's league.

Johnson played like a JeffroM

by kindafishy March 4, 2012