jendayi

Funny girl, has a big heart, and just amazing

Hey jendayi. (Jendayi says joke) hahahaha

by Drunk jeff May 15, 2018

Judas Christian

A person that has the appearance of a Christian, one who acts and speaks as a Christian, but one who never truly believed in Jesus.

It's amazing how he sticks out like a sore thumb, definatly a Judas Christian.

by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020

Curly Judas

When someone with otherwise straight or well-kept hair, has a single rebellious curl; usually on the fringe.

Person 1 "Nick's hair is looking great today"

Person 2 "Yeah, its well groomed except for that luscious streak of a Curly Judas; just like his personality."

by Curly Judas June 11, 2013

CAMP JUDAEA

Camp Judaea is the best place ever. It has the prettiest cotton candy sunsets over the ampitheater at night, and the cutest bunnies that come out from the bushes in the new village. The people are awesome, and CJ friends are lifelong friends! Every day at CJ is a new lifelong memory to be cherished. Nobody ever gets homesick, because 28792 is home. Keep the old cheers and leave the new israeli ones that the scouts made up far, far away. Mr Whiskers, the staff hot tub, the girl in the white dress, and so many more tales are true.

WE ARE VERY TINY, AND WE ARE RISHONIM
THIS IS OFFIE TERRITORY
YOU CAN'T RIDE IN MY LITTLE RED WAGON
JUMP, SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
UH, WE KNOW WE'RE SEXYYYY
CAUSE WHEN WE YELL WE YELL LIKE HELL
SHAA NA NA NA NA

MYYY BACKS BREAKING MY BELTS TOO TIGHT MY HIPS SHAKE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

CAMP JUDAEA IS THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH

by nerdo10101 November 7, 2018

Kiss of Judas

A sex move where you suck his dick, make him think you swallowed, go in for a kiss and forcefully blow all the cum into his mouth.

Hey Karen let's go clubbing.
Clubbing? I thought you had a boyfriend?
Nah. He dumped me after I gave him a Kiss of Judas.
Why the hell would you ever do that to anyone!?
It was funny.

by R@D December 17, 2016

Jewdar

The ability/gift to see that a person is part of the jewish culture/religion.

Short for jew-radar.

Daniel! Our substitute art teacher is jewish, lets ask him if he has jew pride.

by Nick July 23, 2004

Judaism

The monotheistic religion of the Jews, tracing its origins to Abraham who is venerated as the model for absolute faith, trust, and submission to God. Judaism, Christianity and Islam are known as the Abrahamic traditions or religions, because Abraham is the beginning point for the story of all three traditions. Its spiritual & ethical principles are embodied mostly in the Hebrew Scriptures, the Torah, and the Talmud. It is the faith of the people of Judah and it's the developed faith of the semetic people known as Hebrews or Israelites. It is recognized as the first religious tradition noted for its monotheism and deep commitment to ethical responsibility. The Hebrew tradition did not begin as monotheism. This developed over time. The theme of truth gained by experience through trial is strong in the Jewish tradition. The Jewish tradition is foundational for Christianity and Islam. Each builds on the context of its predecessors and understanding the others helps to understand each.

Fully developed Judaism, Christianity, and Islam share a common view of the human condition and how this is to be remedied. God chooses to take action to call human beings back to a proper relationship, to bring us in harmony with his will, and to restore order to Creation. In general, all three agree this is important, because there is life after death including a judgment, where all will be rewarded or punished according to their merit. Where the three traditions disagree is on the final means of remediation.

Jews believe in one God. They do not accept Jesus as the true messiah and are still waiting for their messiah.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ June 23, 2010