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jetta rule

The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).
*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*

“Yo, Jetta Rule!”
by jcronin18 June 11, 2020
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jetta pimpin

1 ppl who think they can pimp in a jetta use this word when really they are just dumbass gay motherfuckin fags how are u gonna get bitches in a jetta
2 girls who think they are rly cool in this car but are just annoying but mostly likely are ugly and are only called when head is needed
Mike "im staight jetta pimpin"
me "you and your car are extremly gay and will never get any"
Mike "shut up"
by Jetta pimp hater September 25, 2004
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jetta; so jetta

1) good
2) bad
Amy: I cannot believe he said that to you! That's so jetta!

Brittany: Oh my gosh - those shoes are sooo jetta!
by Mizz Osten March 5, 2004
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jetta freak

The richest person in RuneScape. has a great personality, but watch it, if you dont guard your bunghole you will suffer from his greatest attack, unless your of course you dont beleive in rape
Wow the guy is a jetta freak lets ditch him.
by Uberstunts December 24, 2007
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Jetta-pe

A contestant from “The circle,” but is misspelled by a certain someone. This person is brazilian! And SHOWY a Hot firefighter who loved to dance for the Ladies!!! Cocky yet was always for the bros and loyal to his coast!! He was JETTA-PE spelled JP.
That’s my cutie, sexy, want him to drown my fire down with his pipe.... and special water and SAVE THE DAY!JP(jetta-pe)

*Blush*
by Table. October 27, 2020
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JETTA MALE

male that drives and has sex only with his jetta
at the bar
girl 1: wow he's cute, i should ask me to buy me a drink ;) ;)

girl 2: Forget it Jan, he's a jetta male
by musterM June 26, 2021
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Jetta Handover

A hand me down Jetta or the snobby girl from Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000 series)
by SoaringEagle580 June 8, 2024
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