The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round
by Mitch Hedberg December 28, 2005
Get the Jersey Shoremug. a term that only bennies use to describe the beaches/coastal area of new jersey. no one from the "jersey shore" actually calls it that. instead we say we are 'going to the beach'; not 'down the shore' or 'to the shore'.
Pennsylvanian/New Yorker/Northern New Jerseyan: Man, I love going to the Jersey Shore, but is it me, or is this traffic terrible?
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
Local: Learn how to drive you !@#$%^&* benny!
by seabee May 1, 2006
Get the jersey shoremug. Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.
by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010
Get the the jersey shoremug. The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.
by gchxox January 19, 2008
Get the Jersey Shoremug. if you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches")
the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up.
tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day.
our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"
the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up.
tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day.
our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"
(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties"
(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting"
(jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"
(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting"
(jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"
by yourjealousy June 1, 2006
Get the jersey shoremug. a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
by gdjck8866 February 5, 2010
Get the jersey shoremug. Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
by Bingflacker June 4, 2011
Get the Jersey Shoremug.