Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020

Jensen

A Jensen is a girl who is beautiful. wonderful, amazing, and sweet. She is one of the best people you'll ever meet because she cares and is such a good friend, to everyone! She hates scary movies, but loves using her pedophile face. A Jensen is someone you need to be friends with.

Person 1- "Who is that girl using that creepy pedophile face?"
Person 2- "Thats a Jensen!"

Person 1- "Jensen is so sweet!"
Person 2- "I know, I'm glad I'm her friend!"

by Jensenstwinzy<33 January 2, 2012

Jensen

A stoner...weed all day everyday

Dude, I'm becoming a Jensen.

by whaaaaaaa July 21, 2009

Jensen

A Jensen is a very handsome guy with blonde hair and green eyes which also is a good human being and has an awesome personality that you love to talk to.and Jensen is like a mix between handsome and gentlemen .and Smart sense of humor

S:hey , I heard you had a date last night .So , how was he ?
You:OMG,he's a total Jensen ,I mean ,he opened the door for me ,made me laugh .And the guy is smart ,and those lips... I need to see him again .

by shjgsdcguigwerCDDFCHBHYccccccc October 15, 2016

The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

by evamilroy. November 29, 2007

Jensen

a tiny, adorable female. can be found with booty shorts singing a danity kane, dawn, or day 26 song. has an extremely loud laugh. she helps out others in need always. has some type of OCD when it comes to cleaning. amazing person

That girl is so Jensen.

by zebramonster April 1, 2009