jesona

The best girl in all of the universe. She is the nicest girl ever.

I want to know a jesona

by JJest123 May 14, 2015

Jenson Button

Another name for one's asshole.

The Police warden found the bag of heroin inside the inmates Jenson Button.

by TheMightySpoon October 28, 2019

Jetson's Dance

The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.

Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.

Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.

Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.

by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009

jetsons

the moving runway in airports used to move you from terminal to terminal

After security, take the jetson past terminal B1 to terminal B3

by Lisa and Sydney June 12, 2004

reverse jenson

sitting on the toilet backwards while jacking off

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.

by highest paid CO February 23, 2011

A JETSON

An insult you call someone who is retarded piece of shit who actually ate a wet Jetson knowing what it is. they are often extremely smelly because they don't shower.

"Oi that guy looks like a Jetson don't you think?" "Yeah I have heard rumours that someone put a wet Jetson in the fridge and he actually ate it!" "SERIOUSLY that's fucked!"

by Dr P phile October 24, 2019

Jenson

The coolest guy in the whole world. When Jenson walks in the club his dick becomes a magnet to all of the girls. There is always someone on his dick.

I wish I could be jenson girls literally fly towards his dick

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019