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The Jaunzemis Effect

1. When you use any living or non-living thing's success or progress to benefit yourself.

2. When you trick and or confuse someone into giving you money.

3. When your ego is through the roof and you won't let a single soul tell you otherwise.

Based off of the YouTube celebrity and role model to all things breathing, "Ryan Jaunzemis"
Person 1: Hey man, you aren't going to believe what Ryan told me he needed money for!

Person 2: Wait, he borrowed money from me too. What did he say it was for?

Person 1: He said it was for the therapy he had to go when he made magnificent bagels.

Person 2: He told me the same thing! I was confused so I just gave it to him. I wonder what he's spending it on.

Person 2: I don't know but I know we've been hit by The Jaunzemis Effect!
by WeLoveJaunzemis August 28, 2016
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Jaunt

to descibe something...this is the ultimate word to use when you don't know what the hell you talking about.....
what was the name of that new jaunt..that came out last week...you know what i mean man!!!
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
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Jaundre

An talented individual who is extremly protective to those they care for but also extremly cruel and sadistic to those who wrong him or get in their way
Man jaundre is such a great friend yeah but did u hear what happened *insert name here* tried to embarrass him and it did not end well....
by Veintras April 27, 2017
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jaun

yo, pass me dat jaun right there?
yeah the one wit da yellow jaun on the side.
by Victor April 11, 2003
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Jauniece

Highly intelligent woman that is respected by many. She is strong, as well as, compassionate, wise, and humble. She has a reserved yet confident mannerism. This lady will prosper in all that she does in life!
Man that girl is the full package! Yeah she is Jauniece for sure!
by Piratestreasure February 5, 2010
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jaure

Jaure means family. Jaure is another word for special. If you date someone with Jaure you might as well as take their name, because you'll never find someone as sweet, kind, wild, fun, caring, awesome.
That Jaure girl is something!
Ya she's the complete package!

You are such Jaure, you mean everything to me.
by Jaure4Ever April 11, 2018
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jaunto

See Steek, Spide, Neds.
Offen found outside the offies annoying normal people to buy them buckfast and alco pops.
threatening with the likes of:
i'll knack your ballax in wee lad
heres me, wah!!!
Jaunto - Her mate will you get me some drink?
Man - No!!
Jaunto - Heres me, wah?!?!? I'll knack ur ballax in!!
Man - F**k off u wee dick!
Jaunto - my da will get your knees done
Man - I am your da, u wee dick!
Jaunto gets his head slapped by man
by Steve & dave November 19, 2003
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