jansen

Term used for having sex in a popular MMORPG known as RuneScape. This sex can be homosexual, heterosexual or even beastly.

Guy 1: I just had a Jansen.
Guy 2: Hmm... Sounds fun.
Guy 1: Why don't we do this right now?!
Guy 2: I'll get my laptop!
Guy 1: I have my Iphone so I can do this 2, 3, 20 times a day!

by Pescados666 November 15, 2007

Janzer

The male reproductive organ aka Penis or Dick.

Stop being such a Janzer.

by C-Murderous June 7, 2011

Amanda jansen

The hottest girl ever the girl i want

Amanda Jansen and I should be together

by dr. jbbrown December 1, 2009

Janene

She is the hottest fake teacher in the joint. She looks like a washed up jew with her unique badges. Her hair, don't even get me started on that. It is absolutely stunning and is a big puff. She is evil. She looks like a racoon on crack.

"That looks like a Janene"

"Run for your life Janene is coming"

"World war 3 just started because of Janene"

by PotatoHeadpoop August 26, 2019

Jantzen

The action of avoiding questions and situations not well known to the person involved. May also be used as an adjective to describe someone avoiding situations. The word originates from the name of a biology teacher who did not know what he was teaching so he used powerpoints from www.biologyjunction.com to teach the class and himself. Whenever confronted with a question he would give the response "Just do your best"

1. He totally just "jantzened" out of answering that question.

2. That's so "jantzen"

by Just Do Your Best November 21, 2010

Jansen

Likes italian girls

That boy's a Jansen

by Breekki February 18, 2019

jansen

When something is exceptionally remarkable, so much that it drives you to compare it to the the artist Theo Jansen. Theo Jansen created kinetic sculptures. Kinetic sculptures are creations of Jansen's that resemble large animals (rhino or elephant sized) which roam beaches and are powered by the wind. Jansen names his moving animal-like sculptures as if they were new species of living animals. This justifiably likens him to a creator of life, or god, and anything compared to him is effectively very cool.

synonyms: awesome; cool; radical; remarkable; wicked; sick; etc.

antonyms: stupid; dumb; retarded

Uses:

1. i was at the club yesterday and, with respect to your outstanding dance moves, i was like, "your fucking jansen!"

2. this food is great, its fucking jansen.

3. kristina's booty moves faster that a fucking jansen sculpture. She's jansen!

etc

by maparipijapan October 22, 2010