A hired computer maintenance person. Someone who attends to the cleaning or maintenance of a computer
I did a screen share with the computer janitor so I could sudo an apache restart. Or, Someone call the computer janitor so we can get photoshop installed.
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The most boring style of drum and bass music known to man. Deep and minimal, it clears the floor and should only be played when you want the janitor to start his duties.
Person 1: "Were there any hot girls at the club?"
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."
Person 2: "What do you think, it was a janitor-step gig lol."
by crcksmkr February 13, 2010
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This bottom-of-the-barrel brew is often made from low-grade, pre-ground robusta beans and stored in giant unappealing plastic containers found on floor level of supermarkets and bodegas. It is a fraction of the cost and taste of freshly-roasted and ground coffee brewed from Arabica beans. It is the coffee equivalent of Natty Lite Ice.
When dispensed in public by any of the above it is often served luke-warm from a mildewy, never-washed Mr. Coffee maker and paired with non-dairy powdered "creamer" squeezed out of a Wet-Wipes-esque container covered in Bondo dust , ecoli and/or greasy fingerprints and a variety of highly-engineered toxic non-sugar based "sweeteners" and perhaps deeply-discounted danish. It is not organic- it is not Fair-Trade.
Analogous to the pro-choice philosophy of the abortion debate, this dumbed-down abomination being passed off as coffee is all about "life not quality of life" and will suffice for anyone who buys their clothes at gas stations and just wants to "GIT R DONE!"
This bottom-of-the-barrel brew is often made from low-grade, pre-ground robusta beans and stored in giant unappealing plastic containers found on floor level of supermarkets and bodegas. It is a fraction of the cost and taste of freshly-roasted and ground coffee brewed from Arabica beans. It is the coffee equivalent of Natty Lite Ice.
When dispensed in public by any of the above it is often served luke-warm from a mildewy, never-washed Mr. Coffee maker and paired with non-dairy powdered "creamer" squeezed out of a Wet-Wipes-esque container covered in Bondo dust , ecoli and/or greasy fingerprints and a variety of highly-engineered toxic non-sugar based "sweeteners" and perhaps deeply-discounted danish. It is not organic- it is not Fair-Trade.
Analogous to the pro-choice philosophy of the abortion debate, this dumbed-down abomination being passed off as coffee is all about "life not quality of life" and will suffice for anyone who buys their clothes at gas stations and just wants to "GIT R DONE!"
P: I got you some coffee. I never buy coffee from the grocery
store, but it seems OK and it's Fair-Trade.
N: OMG, thank you; I normally drink janitor coffee or instant
anyway so this is awesome!
store, but it seems OK and it's Fair-Trade.
N: OMG, thank you; I normally drink janitor coffee or instant
anyway so this is awesome!
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Person 1: Do you like Storytime Animators?
Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny
Person 2: Why would I? They are introverts, with depression, anxiety, some condition, were bullied, abused, had some existencial crisis, and tell jokes that are unfunny and annoying
Person 1: Damn... I've never notice that
Person 2: It's like The Simpsons. They used to be good, but now are stale and not funny
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matt: I bet i can get any girls number
mark: I dare you to ask the Janitor Girl for her number!
matt: oh my god, I can't. she's out of my league!
mark: I dare you to ask the Janitor Girl for her number!
matt: oh my god, I can't. she's out of my league!
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