Janessa

Janessa is a quiet but energetic person. There are very few people she trusts because her heart has been broken before. If you are friends with Janessa, be prepared for the best time of your life. Janessa can turn nothing into everything with one word, she is kind but if you get on her nerves there is nothing to stop her from lashing out, but no matter what you do she will always love you.

Janessa is so much fun to be around! I could hang out with her all day!

by Nessiinthehouse!!!!!! September 18, 2020

Jansel

Really good at making friends and loves to try new sports and he will always be there for a friend and he'll never give up till he gets where he wants to go. One day he's going to be the future boxing champ.

Jansel don't be giving up on his friends or his dream

by Duck dude November 22, 2021

Jonesed

Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.

by JBG1234567 October 19, 2010

Janssen

Coolest guy in existence

Guy: Janssen's a true friend

by 63rdwarrior December 20, 2016

Janene

Janene's are usually sweet quiet girls that tend only to get mad when their territory is disrupted by drama. Always puts family first before herself. Not ugly, not plain just some where in between. Great problem solvers. Health care providers and make great mothers and wives

Janene only gets mad when you mess with her kids other then that shes a sweet heart.

by trickster29 February 3, 2010

Janiese

Largest number known to God

Gavino Squared

There must be Janiese of those

by Icarus J July 15, 2004

Jamesernaut

Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.

"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>

"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>

"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."

by pau pau August 25, 2009