Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie

Martin Constable is a wee jakey

by MartinsAPedo February 08, 2020

jakey

a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person

lele: omg that guy is so cool!

lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure

by lele246 May 16, 2021

JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!

Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"

by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 06, 2019

Jakey

Jakey is the type of person who always makes yourself feel better. Dwane Johnson is almost as cocky as Jakey. Also a huge Star Wars Lego nerd. Don’t let him have your toes.

Jakey: Can I crack your toes?
Toe: breaks in half

by Appaspappa November 25, 2021

jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.

yeah i was talking to jakey

by forklift April 02, 2023

Jakey

A sick lad with a huge cock. He loves showing his snake to all the boys. All the men love him.

Jakey has a way with all the men

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021

Jakey

A fucking sick lad with a huge cock and loves using it with men.

Jakey is the lad with all the dudes

by Daddy Jakey!!! December 22, 2021