Janus

a guy who is often called anus. likes to rub himself against the shared broom and get his dick germs all over it.

“What happened to the broom?”
“Janus.”

by ballpiercings101 August 25, 2021

Janus

The god of janitors.
The god of SAT moratoriums.

Janus helped me get a 2400 on the SATs

by urjanus June 27, 2009

Janus Pussy

N. After the Roman God Janus and the term Pussy (used to mean wussy or snowflake); Someone who is two faced and can't take it when they are rebuked.

*sarcasm* Oh g-d; our esteemed POTUS is tweeting, again! He's such a Janus Pussy!!

by LadyBookworm80 August 7, 2017

Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 22, 2019

Janusa Bird

A small featherless bird, it has a curious primary offensive weapon.

The elusive Janusa bird flew down the street.

by jstricklandii January 20, 2009

januston

Just like his name he is a anus

Pointy black butt that never get wiped. (It belongs to januston)

by Joshua Mississauga,ON November 30, 2013

janus

janus is this type of person that promises something, yet never actually fulfills them. he would also constantly bet in areas (despite knowing he is not strong in that area) with money & he also borrows money constantly, almost never returning the amount in time.

.. : "oh yeah! i think someone owes me money from 2 months ago but i can't really remember who.."
.. : i bet $5 it's janus.

by cremapie August 25, 2021