jaggoff

Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl

> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!

by Coral September 30, 2004

jargoning

To use jargon specific to an area of expertise you and at least one of the people you're talking to understands that is unfamiliar to other people around you; thus excluding them from your conversation.

Civil engineering student 1: "Hey, check out that spiral reinforced column over there, I wonder what the dead load is on that member?"

Civil engineering student 2: "About as much as I load on your mom every night."

Dumbass arstie: "Despite the jargoning, I understand you just burned your friend pretty good, huh?"

by Swyss April 28, 2007

jaggungas

big ol' titties, very nice round boobs

Eh, that girl got jaggungas

by Tyrrell Harrell May 14, 2008

Jagging shirt

a shirt that is worn when an individual is out to score some bitches

YO DUDE!I like your totally rad Jagging Shirt.you must be out to score some super hot bitches!

by thepeej January 13, 2009

jargon slap

(v): to use highly technical language to conceal information or to highlight a person's lack of knowledge.

I just jargon slapped your friend because he dropped out of college.

by katie&morgan February 5, 2012

jargon and waffle

Too much and unimportant details

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points

by Topaze November 30, 2013

Jargonese

The language certain academics speak purposely to mask their failure to make the complex understandable, usually a sign of either profound insecurity or a failure to understand the complex thoughts they are discussing.

"Her jargonese is exhausting everyone," sighed one person at the conference on Victorian Marxism Hegemonies.

by Dame Teacher February 20, 2022