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JackSucksAtLife

A god amongst men. An angel guiding us through a dark and gloomy night. A being of such intellect that he hath mastered geography, stuff, life, context, español and perhaps infinite others. A JackSucksAtLife is often seen with two bold and muscular guard dogs, flossy and Kong The great. Many JackSucksAtLife's have a deeply intimate relationship with an equally powerful entity known as "HiRickX", but little is known about this subject.
"I was watching a JackSucksAtLife video the other day. It was pretty good."
"Who's JackSucksAtLife?"
by EarPlugsForEars May 14, 2023
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JackSucksAtLife

A well know youtuber who has done videos with Willne And insecure memeuloulous. He has also been exposed for doing inappropriate things to his dogs and he is also not allowed within 200m of any schools in the UK unless he’s in a car .This is why he got his Tesla to spy on the little children like mark feely. And has many names such as jack messy welch and JackSucksLittleGirls
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by ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ May 20, 2020
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JackSucksAtLife

JackSucksAtLife is a British YouTuber who has surpassed a million followers. He was originally known has JackSucksAtMinecraft but has since then changed his name. He has 3 other channels: JackSucksAtStuff, JackSucksAtGeography, and turdboi420. You can find Jack's channel here: youtube.com/JackSucksAtLife
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by ZachDGow May 8, 2020
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JackSucksAtLife

A mooshroom that has arms
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JackSucksAtLife

Jack Massey Welsh (born: June 24, 1996 age 25) better known online as JackSucksAtLife, is an english youtuber with over 2 million subscribers, most known for his world records and his channels, including the play buttons he got off of it.

Between 2013-2015, Jack was actually known for his Minecraft content, under another name (JackSucksAtMinecraft) and he didn't own many channels, the only channels he owned at that time (not including TDD41) were JackSucksAtMinecraft, SamSmellsOfApricots, ejsafc, SamSmellsOfApricot and JackMasseyWelsh, now he has way more channels tho.

JackSucksAtMinecraft is now JackSucksAtLife and, he has new channels such as (Don't Subscribe not included): JackSucksAtStuff, Jack Massey Welsh (not to be confused with his old channel), JackSucksAtGeography, JackSucksAtPopUpPirate, turd boi420, JackSucksAtClips, JacksEpicYoutubeChannelFullOfFunTimesAndFunHiRickX, JackSucksAtEspañol, No Context JackSucksAtLife and... i am not even gonna write it here, phew that was a mouth full...

But anyway, MrBeast himself also created a channel called Don't Subscribe, where he gave Jack 10 cents every time the channel received a subscriber (up to 1,000,000 subscribers). Despite popular belief, Jack does not have access to this channel. The channel hit 1 million subscribers on August 8, 2021, and when the channel hit that milestone Jack wrapped his Tesla pink. F**king pink, to be more exact.

Oh and also, some believe he humped a plant, probably true.
P1: Hey, what's JackSucksAtLife's real name?
P2: Oh, it's Jack Massey Welsh.
by EBtPGyt May 29, 2022
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JackSucksAtLife

An internet sensation. He made millions and took YouTube by storm after dying his hair pink with the hopes of looking more like Vanessa Hudgens.
Is that Vanessa Hudgens over there? .......... Ohhh, that's disappointing, it's only JackSucksAtLife.
by Stinking Bishop February 17, 2021
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Jacksucksatlife

Person 1: Have you heard of that youtuber Jacksucksatlife
Person 2: No. Never. I will never watch that trash.
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