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Jacker's Hand

The unsanitary and unsavory practice of neglecting to wash one's hand(s) after masturbating and getting oneself off with a good wank.
Carl worked up a chub and got himself off in the bathroom with a quick, feverish wank. He then proceeded to make his grandma a sandwich for lunch using his Jacker's Hand.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015
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Swagger Jacker

The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
Person 1: Damn this corny ass motherfucker really hates on me hard, but then goes out and copies everything I do and has the nerve to think he's cool!

Person 2: Wow, what a Swagger Jacker. Must be trying to overcompensate for his baby dick

Person 1: hahahahaha sucks to be him
by mister originality May 16, 2015
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Full Metal Jacket

1) Movie made by director Stanley Kubrick. Intense 'Nam movie that almost seems like two movies, as it is split between Marine Corps. boot camp and the war itself.

2) A type of Ammo. FMJ is usually fully enclosed in metal. Kinda hurts.
1)Animal Mother- If I'm gonna die for a word, that word's gonna be pun tang

2)Pvt. Joker- Is that *gulp* live ammo?
Pvt. Pyle - Seven. Sixty. Two. Full. Metal. Jacket
by Xerxes November 14, 2004
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BOOK-JACKET

The long lost art of placing a stick-mag inside a copy of a novel so as to appear to be reading distinguished literature, but in reality providing one with the oppurtunity to further indulge in depravity.
My English teacher was rediculously hungover this morning, so he forced us sit and read Othello, which I book-jacketed with a vintage 1991 copy of Asian Dolls.
by Garry's little miracle June 9, 2011
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A blink-182 album that includes songs like the rock show, first date, and many other great songs. The real meaning of it was take off your pants and jack-it(as in jacking-off)
guy1- Dude have you heard take off your pants and jacket
guy2- Yah, I love to take off my pants and jack-it, to your mom
by JOE23456789 November 24, 2005
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ollies jacket

to never fully understand where your favourite jacket is and why some weird dude is wearing it in a picture.
Anto: where is ollies jacket. Hallers: Heres a picture of a Mongolian guy with his jacket.
by joey murphy September 13, 2011
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conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.
"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."
by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008
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