jalapeener

The unfortunate situation when you are stupid enough to chop up some hot peppers without washing your hands, and then take a piss

Dude, heard pizza guy had to stick his junk in a glass of milk, cause he had a bad case of jalapeener

by nietzsche keen September 22, 2006

jacop schacht

metrosexual, douche bag, man-whore,cock smoker, who pisses people off, treats women like scum, who deserves nothing less then an ass hwhumpin (pronounced huh,whupin)

i may believe in the rule of thumb, but at least im not jacop schacht.

by concerned citizens of Minneapolis January 11, 2008

Jackpot Generation

A generation of Americans which lived off the good fortunes inherited from the hard-work and success of their parent's generation, but squandered these good fortunes, thus, leaving their own children's generation nothing. (i.e. the baby boomer generation)

Young Person #1: "I heard that instead of fixing social security for all Americans, the baby boomers are going to vote to cut Social Security benefits for just the younger American's, so they can receive full benefits for themselves in their retirement years."

Young Person #2: "Yep!. Sounds like the Jackpot Generation is up to their old tricks--squander a social program for their benefit, thus leaving nothing for the future generations of Americans."

by Millt0n December 16, 2011

Jackporn

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.

I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.

by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014

jacalvian

a hot black guy who is funny likes rap and gets a lot of girls he usually has many brothers and friends and likes basketball.

omg jacalvian is so cuteeeeeeeee

by lgbtq+ and black lives matter February 17, 2019

hit the jackpot

to be very successful, especially by winning or earning a lot of money

They hit the jackpot when they bought the lottery ticket.

by Free way October 1, 2017

Jackpin

A boy who roles with the cool kids but is actually hated by every single one in that group, he looks like a sausage and he will always be single , he masturbates over sexy posters every night, if you know a jack you'll probably be stalked by him so watch your back buddy .

Jackpin
He masturbates over sexy posters.

by That nice guy. August 31, 2018