jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.

Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011

Jabronette

1. A female jabroni.
2. A bitch that gets fucked by other jabroni's constantly just so can get money and blow it on happy grass.

That jabronette keeps on trying to take that dude's money? just like a jabroni to let it happen.

by omegakilledalpha November 24, 2010

jawbone effect

where jaws start dropping as a result of shock and dribble starts flowing.

the fall in the price of gold overnight triggered a massive jawbone effect on the market

by adamp February 6, 2004

jasonette

A jasonette is a large bassinet, similar to a hammock, specifically for Jason to perform the activities that he sees fit.

A jasonette is a wonderful place to sleep and eat canned cheeseburgers.

Oh shit! I fell out of my jasonette!

by jasonschlueter April 7, 2008

JABONI

See " Jabroni", Jabronee", etc. Sometimes used as a racial epithet, but we wouldn't do that, now would we...?

" Fuckin' Jaboni, ..." It's really just a mispronunciation of "Jabroni".

by Moo with the Italian girlfriend September 5, 2007

Jbone

A joint of marijuana

"lets smoke a jbone"

"lets roll a jbone"

by Alienjiz1990 November 17, 2009