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jocks

guys underwear. my maths techer's nickname. (jock).
Get yer hand outta me jocks
by HA. January 22, 2004
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Jocksogen

Name for the air that is breathed in when a sweaty athletic cup is placed over the mouth and nose like a respirator.
"That change room is so disgusting i might as well put my jockstrap on my face and get a pure dose of jocksogen."
by CanHas June 19, 2009
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jockspeak

A series of grunts and other ape-like noises that only jocks seem to understand. On first encounter, the "conversation" may sound perfectly normal. However, on closer inspection, you realize that these "words" only have meaning to the speakers, and aren't really even worthy of being called "words".

Translation of jockspeak can be very difficult without an interpreter (preferably a former jock).
"Uh."
"Mmn."
"Ungh."
"Uh-uh."
"Mm."
"Mmh."
-end of conversation
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jockstrap sniffer

A jockstrap sniffer is a cadet who likes to jack off while he's smelling the cum-stained jockstraps of fellow cadets in the cadet locker-room.
I became a jockstrap sniffer after smelling my cadet roomie's jock in the shower lockers.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Jocks fag

An often over-intelligent weak male who constantly places himself beneath the laughing, cocky, arrogant athletic, hetero pussy-hound, Male Jock butts and reeking feet of the Big Powerful Manly Jocks that bully him.
he thanks the Jocks who bully him and realizes that these Men are always right even when they are wrong.
he reveres them, views all of their typical bully behavior of swirly, when they all laugh at him, when they give him atomic wedgies, as simply a Real Man being Manly and as such, should always be given the reigns in whatever situation the Jock Bully decides, especially if it's extremely humiliating as that's when he is most useful to them.

he does all of their schoolwork and debases and humiliates himself on command, at their order. He does this because he enjoys feeding the Ego of the Real Man, having the honor of Them laughing at him, and being in his place as we all should (he believes): be beneath Them, enjoying the view of the Kings dictating Their property however they see fit.
Jock: "Okay fag, tell me what you are while you lick my butt... Hahahahaha"
Jock's fag: *mumbling through the Jock's butt hairs* "Jock's fag, SIR!!"
Jock: "THAT'S RIGHT, YOU LOVE MY STRAIGHT JOCK BUTT IN YOUR FACE HUH??"
Jocks fag: "Yes SIR it tastes just like a Manly Real Man should taste SIR, something I will never be or ever try to be, SIR"
Jock: "HAH!! Good faggot!! I think its swirly time after you're doing cleaning that spotless down there hahahaha!!!"
by jocksniffer October 9, 2022
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jockstrap

1) a 'jock', or any athletic overachiever.
2) a device that is worn by males to protect their genitalia while participating in athletic activities.
that jockstrap is such a fucking neckhead.
by john moritz August 24, 2003
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to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.
your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!
by discombobulator! November 21, 2010
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