Jervaissance

A term used to describe the events of 15 July 2023, when cabaret superstar and X Factor icon Holly Jervis returned to perform at a pub in St. Albans and the subsequent social media reaction of an outpouring of love and support. It was a big day for Jervinators, after the events of Shrove Jervis the previous year and subsequent Anti-Jervism. It signalled the end of the war, and Holly Jervis was trending on Twitter.

Did you see Holly Jervis perform last night?

Yes. The Jervaissance is upon us

by GemmaCollinsFan July 15, 2023

jervous

jerv·ous (jûrvs)

v.
1. The act of secreting moisture from the genital area

adj.
1. Relating to the feeling of unease

I'm nervous jervous!

by biancauliflower August 7, 2010

Jervis

The best gamer ever!!!! His really hot when his playing video games. Someone named Jervis should be dated! Dam Skills!!!! he was a cunt

Dammmmmmmm JERVIS

by ChClay October 16, 2018

Jervie

adj.

- a depressed, broke, and problematic, and hopeless romantic individual who is tired of shit in this fucked up world
- used to describe a person who is in constant struggle of finding purpose in life
- in short, a complicated shit

1. So Carl's in his mid-life crisis? That's so Jervie of him.

2. When life gives you lemons, be a Jervie.

by schnidericxzsm March 8, 2020

jperk

the act of being a total and complete lurker.

preys on innocent teenage girls and tends to hide in dark areas, to watch from afar.

"that was such a jperk move!"

"i can't believe you just jperked on her"

by absolutecreep October 17, 2008

Jerv

Someone so incredibly fucking stupid that insulting them is a bigger waste of time than attempting to understand their logic

"Bich i bet ur gay for ur mom" just shut up you fucking jerv

by QuackQuack69 September 28, 2015

Jervezz

A guy whos very calm and collected despite loosing at times. Nice and fun to be around with.

"I wanna be Jervezz cause he's damn calm and collected

by Swkkso August 7, 2019