Toppling unceremoniously off a high heeled shoe whilst demonstrating how you fell off a high heeled shoe. Preferably In the company of large quantities of complete and total strangers
by racytray December 3, 2013
Get the Jenmug. Pronounced "jjjjen jjjjen"
A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
A dribbling window licker that is incapable of simple sat nav directions. She will take you round a roundabout so many times you disappear up your own arsehole. Often of a Bi (polar) orientation. Approach with caution.
by Devonman April 23, 2019
Get the jen jenmug. Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket
Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."
by RiceEater007 November 2, 2017
Get the Jensmug. The act of pretending to actually work, when in fact you are sitting on your ass all day doing jack shit.
by Priscilla Boo Boo March 29, 2015
Get the Jenningmug. She is confident loves spending time with family and friends. She loves to work and drink. She is very outgoing and knows how to manage herself.
Jen
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 13, 2020
Get the Jenmug.