by the brizzlenator March 18, 2011
an amazing person who is good at everything he does. most dylan jarvis's are atractive and are the life of a party because they love to get shwasted!
by dylanjarvis April 29, 2012
When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
by docswenson May 08, 2010
FaZe Jarvis is a Twitch streamer who got banned from Fortnite and cried on video about getting banned
Person 1:Bro, you know FaZe Jarvis got banned in Fortnite Right?
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.
Person 2:Yeah. I saw him Cry on video about it.
by Jasper... November 18, 2019
Faze Jarvis
by BadBoymeats July 15, 2021
Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 08, 2018
by willytoucher4 May 15, 2020