jakey

a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person
lele: omg that guy is so cool!

lele 2: yea he's a potential jakey for sure
by lele246 May 15, 2021
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jakey

a real tzaddik. has a big dick and short legs, overall a hottie. likes memes and anime tits.
yeah i was talking to jakey
by forklift April 1, 2023
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The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024
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Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018
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Jakey

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
Martin Constable is a wee jakey
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020
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JAKEY

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
Teacher: Jake you passed the test

JAKEY: "JAKEY"
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JAKEY

ME: GOD I LOVE JAKEY
by HALF EMPTY MAPLE SYRUP August 22, 2022
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