a word that describes a unique bond between a friend and a lele; more of a vibe than an actual person
by lele246 May 15, 2021

yeah i was talking to jakey
by forklift April 1, 2023

The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.
- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?
- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.
by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018

A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020

JAKEY is a absolute sick lad in the cult of the JAKEY'S. In order to be in this club you need to pass 2 rules
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
1: Your name must be Jacob, Jake or JAKEY
2: IN EVERY POSSIBLE SITUATION shout JAKEY!
by Owner of 'The Cult of JAKEY' January 6, 2019
