iLipSmear

When you have gloves on and you have to answer your iPhone. You are in a conundrum. Do you remove you glove? NO! Use your bottom lip (never your upper lip,tongue or teeth) to "slide to unlock". You leave an iLipSmear on the bottom of your phone.

Yo foo, the gold in yo mouth scratched my screen. Don't use you teeth! Awe-man, now i gots a big o iLipSmear...

by Yowazup February 3, 2010

iSwipe

v. to iSwipe, iSwiping: to always use someone else's Apple device.

n. jerk of a person who doesn't have an iPhone, iPad or iTouch who bogarts one of these devices consistently. This become rather irritating, as the owner of the devices never gets to use them in this Apple-less person's presence.

Will: "Geez, Joe told me today that Kevin is always iSwiping his iPhone."
Tina: "I HATE having my iPhone out when Kevin comes over to my cube because he asks to borrow my it and proceeds to surf for the latest info on Napoleon or buy tickets to movies. He even downloaded the gmail app and signed in with HIS address!

Will: "What an iSwipe!!!!

by loccitanautexas February 4, 2010

iSlap

The act of saving a photo of a large hand onto an iPad, followed by the act of hitting people with the iPad while it is displaying the hand picture.

"Hey do you want to join me on a virtual tour of the 3D world I created on my blog?"

"That is so lame, bro, don't make me iSlap you..."

by Lewka December 31, 2011

Islington Tosserati

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.

All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.

by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021

isliannah

Isliannah is your typical quiet friend! But when you get to know her she is very funny and has a great humor. Isliannah is very creative. Whenever she likes someone she tries her best to hide it but can’t help it. She is sometimes calm but mostly very funny and crazy! She has stage fright so she will probably cry for 10 minutes. She doesn’t cry very often though. She will only have about 4-5 friends. Her best friend is probably a Lucy! They are both creative and crazy. Lucy has a best and wonderful friend named Nathaniel. Nathaniel is very close friends with Isliannah. They both laugh together and have a blast together. Overall Isliannah is an amazing friend. Isliannah will mostly like one of her guy friends.

Nathaniel: Where is Isliannah?

Lucy: She’s sick.

Nathaniel: WHAT! NOOO WHY. MY ISLIANNAH SHE IS FUN TO BE WITH THOUGH!

Lucy: Yeah it sucks :(

by m00dynxth<3 April 8, 2022

Illiperate

When you can't read lips.

Goddamn, I was trying to silently tell Paul that Stacy's nipple was showing, but he ruined it because he's illiperate.

by Paperfilm January 21, 2009

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018