invisible poopie poop

after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just made an invisible poopie poop !!!!

did you just fart ??? i see poop dust !! no i just did
an invisible poopie poop

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

Invisible Man Hole

When two men are engaged in anal sex and the receiver has a sheet over him with an appropriately sized hole and anal ease lubricant.

Mike pulled the sheet over Ian and decided to engage in the "invisible man hole" position.

by JZenk May 24, 2007

Invisibeard

Having a beard that is so blonde you can't see it. It's basically transparent.

Girl: That awkward moment when your leg hair is longer than Joe's invisibeard....
Boy: I know right?

by Super Yum November 19, 2011

invisiblation

initiating invisiblation is the process of clicking the invisible eye to remove your name from the buddy list because like you dont feel like talking to some people, you have homework and are only talking to people that will help you, multitasking related things, you just want to see whos online, you're bored, etc...

to initiate invisiblation

by love train July 24, 2006

Invisijacking

The super power that allows you to become invisible for a set amount of time proportional to how much sperm is ejaculated.

"alright, I'll start invisijacking in the bathroom really fast, then we'll steal all the thimbles"

by VLSkoot March 25, 2020

invisible poop

When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.

Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.

by WadeDillon November 17, 2007

Invisible Handjob

When a girl plays with a guys penis, without even coming in contact with it.
The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
Friend-Zoned

Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.

Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?

Guy 1 - ...No.

Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.

by HiM4nos June 11, 2010