inventionation

Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.

Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.

by Snickel Pickle August 29, 2016

inventioneer

> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description

HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?

TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.

vs.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...

by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016

Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.

Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

Something that is really unfair

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

by Ballmanhood November 12, 2020

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation

Level REDACTED is an infinite white space that is de VoId Of en tIti es(extremely dangerous). Sometimes you can be paranoid, and t He sE are J U st Ha lucin ions(it is because there are always entities behind you). The level is infested with nOt HinG neSS(creatures and entities), so it is best advised to cO me TO th is b auti ul p r d se(avoid this level at all costs). It may sometimes be hard to(b E lie e it's reAl)navigate. There really isn't much to say about this level, since it's mostly undocumented.
Outposts and Bases:
Yo U can En joy this yours el F(due to the harsh conditions, creating an outpost/base is virtually infeasible).
Entities:
N One(infested with Deathrats, Hounds, Wretches, Deathmoths and Facelings).
Entrances and Exits:
Entrances:
c Lose Your EyeS in level 14(closing your eyes and relaxing in level 14, although it is ill-advised to come here).
Exits:
F o Ll o W me(be warned that there is no exit, the strange text was written by a malicious entity).

LooK at The hOrizoN. Beau ti fu L, isn'T i T ?

N o neeD to Not trUst Me . t Here is nothing to be s c a r e d o f .
#horror #sd-class-5

Class 0: Safe, Secure, Devoid of Entities...Class 5: Unsafe, Unsecure, Entity Infestation, do not trust the level(tRuSt Me AnD mY cReAtIoN).

by pdtd April 9, 2022

Inversation

an interesting conversation

"had an inversation with craig last night"

by Arron McNiven November 21, 2003