Intravert

Someone who's a different person on a sports field, on a stage, or at a party than they are about day to day life

He/she was thought to be an outgoing extrovert because of all the talk shows, but was actually an almost reclusive intravert.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2019

intarded

1.George W. Bush

2.so retarded (lacking basic skills) that the word is pronounced in a Bush-like manner.

My word, that president is certainly intarded.

by aunt jen April 8, 2005

take it out in trade

Accept sexual favors in exchange for something

This is most often used in regard to a favor: one party does something requiring time and/or effort for the other, and when asked how much it will be, says, "I'll take it out in trade". Or vice versa: having done something for another person, asking for compensation, and the other says, "You can take it out in trade."

"In trade" sounds like a form of prostitution (exchanging sex for something else), but it usually used humorously and in context of an existing relationship. The meaning is that the person is doing it as part of the relationship rather than expecting to be paid money or goods or whatever.

Girlfriend: Thanks for doing my taxes, honey. How much do I owe you.
Boyfriend (leering): Nothing. I'll take it out in trade.

He means that he expects some kissing and/or loving in return.

Girlfriend: How's that?
Boyfriend (looking at his hair in mirror): Wow! I look great!
GF: So what do I get in return?
BF: You can take it out in trade.

Meaning he'll be extra loving for a while and/or that she gets to choose the position/method next time they make love.

by s%mebody March 12, 2014

Intravenous

(Shortened from the adverb)- Directly aloof or passive-aggressive young adult (often of another social sphere or class) towards another passive or subversive young adult through illusory actions or words; Seemingly meant to help, but usually is rude and abrupt, often confusing the other person into a vacuum of blankness

"Girl, that comment was F'n intravenous when I was just tryina finish my HW…wth is ^ ?!" or "Vickie was pretty intravenous when she thought she was being helpful organizing my office space when I was busy with work, WTH?", or "I don't really know what with she meant by that intravenous comment"…

by Jelenova March 29, 2015

Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)

He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.

by beefstew429 December 15, 2010

anal snake intruder

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.

So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.

by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016

Intranets

A much cooler way to say internet, just like saying Canadia instead of Canada. Even if you mean to use it as singular, you must have an "s" at the end of it.

There are so many ads on the intranets, it looks like Times Square

by Militiagung64 December 2, 2005