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Intellibuttocks

You are an intellibuttocks.

That's the last intellibuttocks comment that I want to hear from you.

Always the intellibuttocks.
by THE BMF June 5, 2009
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Intelligence signaling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Ties in well with virtue signaling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signaling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signaling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 14, 2020
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Emojinal Intelligence

The ability to use, understand, and communicate appropriately with the emoji alphabet. Emojinal intelligence is key to text speak and the ability to communicate with females who were born at or after 1984.
Ben responded to Sharon's text about her dying mother with a "money flying away" emoji. He has a low emojinal intelligence.
by benfarrad May 17, 2014
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quasi-intelligent bullshit

an explanation, excuse, or presentation created through the knowledge of quasi-related topics to give the impression of being knowledgeable on a specific subject. Common tactic of the bullshit artist and other intelligent lairs
I forgot to read the textbook chapter and my teacher called on me, so I so I made some quasi-intelligent bullshit out of the previous chapter and some random knowledge I had.
by 0ld_W1seman December 2, 2015
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Intelligent

Means someone that doesnt think about sex for 2 Hours
by Hufa March 14, 2004
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artificial intelligence

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.
"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence"

"The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"
by Artificial Intelligence July 28, 2004
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Intelligentleman

A man of fine tastes, excellent manner, and intellectual pursuits. Follows gentlemanly conduct as well as the methods of rationality.
"I say, isn't Andrew simple a spiffing chap?"
"Oh yes. I believe he also studies genetics in his spare time."
"Indeed, he is quite the intelligentleman."
"Hmyes."
by Jordrake November 5, 2011
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