Instagram dat Joint

To take a photograph of something strange and difficult to identify or classify such as a ghost or UFO.

Am I trippin', son? Nah look like I'm not trippin'. Instagram dat joint.

by yeewooty January 12, 2013

Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.

-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."

by I don't recognize the bodies March 26, 2019

Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.

1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"

by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014

instagram girl

A girl who tends to be very popular on Instagram, revealing or provocative with their posts, and likes to lead guys on to boost their own confidence and ego.

I wanna hook up with this one hot chick, but she's an instagram girl with low self-esteem.

by PersonSomewhere. May 7, 2018

instagram husband

The husband of a blogger or online influencer who takes photographs for his spouse and is tolerant of the constant interruptions that come along with the blogging business.

My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.

by KelseyKaplanFashion November 21, 2016

Instagram

A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.

Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics

by nate987 September 24, 2013

Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.

Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.

by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018