Instagamous

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.

Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?

by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018

Instaganging

Only being 'gang' online and not in real life.

John:"look at this pic, he looks hard."
Dave:"hes not hard, he is just instaganging"

by Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh February 9, 2019

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instajam

When a bunch of instagrammers jam a sidewalk or set of stairs, usually in a tourist area, posing for pics with total disregard for everyone else trying to use the walkway.

I pushed through the crowd on the viewpoint stairs to find an instajam of girls posing. After I got past the instajam the stairs were totally empty.

by Endlesssummerduo June 12, 2022

instafamous

When people who rely on external validation have posted the same algo pleasing pictures/videos long enough to gain a large following on Instagram. Usually there are brand collabs involved with little return on investment for the brands paying for product placement. The majority are women who think they're attractive or at the very least look good in yoga pants.

This bitch, over here taking a million selfies next to a cliff, almost dying just to try and be instafamous.

Being instafamous is like winning the Special Olympics. Cool! You won, but you're still a retard.

by PhillyG$ July 6, 2022

Instadad

*Noun

Someone who is immediately placed into the social media roll of a child who is not their own. They do not mind such attention as they have regressed from their werewolf like facial

and eye slant complexion. Now awarded with such a rushed opportunity the instadad defies the odds and checks all boxes to achieve.

He became an instadad over night.

by Instamom April 30, 2023