Insta-like

When you post something on someone's Facebook wall or picture and they instantly like it.

Alex: i just commented on her picture...she already liked it

Crowd of 1000 people: BITCH JUST INSTA-LIKED it!

by l Eat Rocks May 7, 2011

Insta-Thots

Thots who post pictures on Instagram using Snapchat filters that actually belong on Snapchat and not Instagram.

Instagram Thot Hunter: *spots Snachat photo filter on Instagram posted by some Insta-Thots*
Insta-Thot: *dies*

by Pre-Writing March 14, 2018

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

by Lord Icon February 3, 2010

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

insta-pooping

The action of strolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

insta-tweet

Word used by someone who is not very educated when it comes to social media. Someone that assumes all social media platforms are the same and are stupid, for kids, and is being a smart ass.

Why do people insta-tweet their every move?

by Mr_NeverWrong July 15, 2018