instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instafame

Fame that comes instantly from a great photo on instagram.

"Damn, dude, this photo is going to bring you crazy instafame as soon as I post it on Instagram!"

"Wow, you're about to be instafamous once I upload this photo to instagram!"

by dathair May 28, 2013

instafronting

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram and making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014

instafficial

A couple who are take photos calling each other bae and act like a couple (in most cases they're fake)

OMG JESSICA, FARRAH AND BRENDON JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF THEIR SHOES NEXT TO EACHOTHER THEYRE SO INSTAFFICIAL. UGH THEY'RE GOALS AF

by CENTERVILLEANDHORNERALEMAN September 16, 2016

Instafam

Friends who you met on instagram and who you are extremely close to

I miss you too instafam

by Ziggy_h May 30, 2018