Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.

That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!

by Geshur J. February 16, 2022

Infactuation

Often confused for infatuation, Infactuation should be recognised on it's own terms as being in the state of obsessively seeking the facts. People who try to win arguments by using either real or made up evidence are guilty of being in this state.

How dare you accuse me of infactuation, I'm only telling you what the report says.

by wordwraith April 19, 2014

chicken nugget inhalation

Chicken nugget inhalation is when you accidentally inhale a chicken nugget opposed to eating it.

Izzy died due to chicken nugget inhalation last Tuesday.

by xDFx facts November 5, 2020

Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome

When a person in a group of friends starts to like someone, many other people in that group also begin to like that person.

I liked Haley first and then all you guys started liking her. You all just have Spontaneous Group Infatuation Syndrome. You dumb pricks.

by Sleet October 5, 2009

inflatuation

Obsessed or overcome by noxious odors or flatulence.

By the time emergency responders arrived, it was too late as inflatuation had set in and all victims were unconscious.

by Larry Chair November 21, 2010

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

infatuation

Two obese people caught in a compromising sexual situation.

Whoa! Talk about INFATUATION!

Those two tubs of lard have been going at it like Hippos in heat!

by danoboyblue January 12, 2008